OMNIPOTENT…You are not!
OMNIPRESENT…You are not!
OMNISCIENT…You are not!
LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. A PARABLE:
I BOUGHT A PUPPY FOR CHRISTMAS SOME YEARS AGO. A PRECOCIOUS PUP. OF PEDIGREE STOCK, A LABRADOR RETRIEVER AND POODLE MIX. A LABRADOODLE, TOO CUTE FOR HIS OWN GOOD. ANYHOO, I BROUGHT HIM HOME AS A SURPRISE FOR MY DAUGHTER. WELL, WE NAMED HIM AND ALSO IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO TRAIN HIM TO GO POTTY OUTSIDE. HE WAS SOME QUICK LEARNER TOO. HIS WHITE FUR MIXED WITH THE WINTER WHITE SNOW WAS MORE THAN I COULD HANDLE AT TIMES. BUT I TOOK HIM EVERYWHERE WITH ME - IN THE CAR TO THE STORE, MOST ERRANDS, DROPPING THE KIDS AT SCHOOL, AS WELL AS TO PET STORES WHERE THEY WELCOMED PET VISITORS. HE LOVED EVERY BIT OF ATTENTION WHEN RIDING IN SHOPPING CARTS AND GREETING HUMANS; SUCH A NOISY, CURIOUS PUP HE WAS.
TO CUT TO THE JIST OF THE STORY – ONE DAY, I HAD TO GET GROCERIES FOR DINNER. HE RODE IN THE BACK SEAT WHICH HE HATED, BUT IT’S JUST THAT WHEN I ALLOWED HIM UP FRONT HE MISBEHAVED (REACHING FOR GEARS, TRYING TO SIT ON MY LAP, ETC.). I WENT INSIDE, FINALLY GOT MY SHOPPING DONE ONLY TO RETURN TO MY CAR & GUESS WHO WAS SITTING IN THE DRIVERS SEAT????? HE LOOKED SO SILLY! HERE HE SITS IN THE ‘COVETED’ SEAT HAVING NO CLUE WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!!!!! HE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE THE CAR GO, HE ASSUMED SITTING THERE WAS THE TRICK FOR MAKING THE CAR START! DUMB, CLUELESS PUP…WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID? RIGHT.
{There is ONE seat, only one}. Period. WHO DO YOU THINK WILL SIT IN GOD’S SEAT? RIGHT, AGAIN!
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